BUT NOT IN REAL LIFE! ONLY IN THE VIDEO GAME. There are two inevitabilities in nearly all open world games. There will be prostitutes. They will probably only be ladies and you’ll know they’re prostitutes because their butts swish a lot and they’ve got some tig ol’ bitties. They will be killed. Often. If people [...]

Ready for an unpopular opinion on the internet? F My Little Ponies. They are dumb. They smelled funny and the only good thing about them was that their little hooves were great to chew on–like better than Barbie in the chewable feet category. Otherwise? They were dumb. All you could do was look at them. [...]

‘Sup like-minded peers! How are you today? You feeling pretty good, pretty okay? Maybe you had a danish for breakfast? You’re thinking your work-load isn’t that bad? That cute guy on your train winked at you? Maybe you will stay twenty-seven forever you think? Guess what? You are wrong. And here is a picture of [...]

Whelp. Game of Thrones is over. It’ll be back next year with more death and incest and vengeful Starks and Lannisters and zombies on The Wall. Also DRAGONS. I forgot all about the dragons because it’s been ten years since I’d read the book but man, how awesome were the dragons? And how awesome has [...]

Alan Moore is considered one of the great comic book writers of the twentieth (and twenty-first I guess) century. Watchmen, Swamp Thing, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, V For Vendetta and Superman: Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow is basically a straight up list of amazing comics. Dude is also cra-a-azy. Remember when he [...]

A running joke in nerd circles is the skimpiness of women’s outfits. Dudes are a step away from Robocop they’re so festooned in armor but women usually get some butt floss and some shin guards the people call it a day. And video games? You are THE WORST about this. Like, remember that abortion of [...]

When Lois and Clark got married back in the 90s it was a big freakin’ deal. It was a bigger deal then when Doomsday wrecked Superman and split him into like five irritating spin-off comics. It made national news, had its own big and fancy comic, and got a great tie in on Lois and [...]

It will surprise you to learn that the longest line I stood in at E3 wasn’t for the Wii-U (not worth it!) but for Mass Effect 3. And it was a line for Press Only. This was a game people wanted to see and Bioware and EA wanted to oblige us. So group after group [...]

Last week at E3 I made a beeline to the Duke Nukem Forever booth. I wanted to get a chance to see the game and maybe talk to the developers about their thought processes when making the game. Like, when you have a fifteen year development cycle that sees some major leaps in bounds for [...]

It’s hard to be a feminist and like Lara Croft. If there was ever a woman who got by on her looks it’s the British “anthropologist.” Yeah, I employed quotation marks. Does Croft even have a degree? Checking Wikipedia. Apparently yes. Well um, good for you Ms. Croft! Way to be educated! But those breasts! [...]