Guess what, you guys? Bonnie has had yet another (magical witch?) dream about Klaus’s spooky-ass locked coffin – which is coincidentally the name of the band Bonnie is starting. I will play the zither. In this dream, she is first in a graveyard and then trapped in said spooky-ass locked coffin and when she [...]

So there’s this woman right? She looks kind of like a Canadian Kate Beckinsale. She has that look of familiarity without actually being someone you’ve seen and she is super hot to everyone who looks in her eyes. Also she is a succubus. Right away that makes her and this show better than 95% of [...]

After the over kill on back story we were treated to last episode, this one feels like too much content with too little background. Our episode opens with the flattest conversation between 3 children ever filmed, over an issue of Hulk versus Wolverine. It turns out the entirely pointless conversation was an elaborately planned set [...]

  Chris Lilley is a virtuoso. He is also Australian, so it was only a matter of time before American audiences took an interest. Genius and an accent and we tend to be hooked as viewers. Seriously. I have considered faking an accent in a bid to get people to hang out with me more but [...]

Not going to lie internet, I’ve only heard of Bitcoin a few times and I’m not a fan. Despite being a relatively adept internet operator I avoid “fake money” concepts like the plague. Bitcoin, World of Warcraft gold and “Linden Dollars*” make me suspicious when people attempt to use them instead of real money. They’re [...]

Last week on Grey’s Anatomy Owen was a massive wang and forced his wife to do surgery with his ex-girlfriend whose husband just died on his wife’s table. Also apparently some people adopted a baby. This week kicks things off with the most adorable under two kiddo on television. Maybe not, but I’m rating adorableness [...]

  The Vampire Diaries! You saucy bitch! Last week they gave us a little over-the-bra-action-by-proxy finally helping Damon (usually fearless but a true ball-less wonder where Elena is concerned) sack up and smooch that girl. This week, knowing full well that there were important things like “plot” to move “forward” and less time for providing [...]

Xena and Gabrielle are fishing at the shores of a huge river. It is some VERY INTENSE fishing. Someone should tell them all that yelling isn’t good for the fishing. Gabrielle tries to comfort her breakfast and then reveals that she, not Darwin, invented the theory of evolution. Is that a superhuman feat? Her next [...]

Is there any show that is a bigger waste of talent then Person of Interest? You have this great cast of guys playing SUPER DOUR versions of the women from Birds of Prey. They’re good actors with no chance to do anything but talk in hushed emotionless tones and punch people in the face. And [...]

I was only mildly pleased when Downton Abbey caused this resurgence of American interest in British Television. Like every sneering hipster before me, I pushed my glasses up on my nose, leaned back into my knock-off Eames chair, scratched my dirty but stylish head and quietly muttered, “Whatever…I have been watching British Television for years…” [...]