Do you remember the Xena look-alike who was vaguely southern and in love with some blond guy and had a dad with a crown? Good. Now to catch up. Dad is dying and Diana, the lookalike has a baby. He’s sent for Xena because Diana needs her lookalike. In a tavern Joxer is talking himself [...]

I was only six or seven when Feminism first reared its head. I loved the Jetsons like loved. I watched them all the time and wanted to live in the sky with flying cars and robots. I’d talk about them and how awesome they were day to day. Finally my mother, having had enough said, [...]

On the greatest show ever created by the powerful hand of God the almighty, Most Eligible Dallas, things are heating up! Everything’s getting spicy! GET IT? Those are jokes using sly innuendo and popular preconceptions about Dallas and its cuisine and weather when talking about the sexiness of a television show. I wish the ad [...]

Oh Playboy Club we hardly knew ye. You were wildly progressive in a lot of waysone way. You’re gay storyline? It was interesting and intriguing and different. And yeah, having Sean Maher as a political consultant who’d illustrate just how radically Kennedy changed politics in the 60s? That shit is awesome yo. Also Breathy Bunny [...]

I’m not going to say it’s a great crime against taste that Whitney has been picked up and The Playboy Club has been cancelled. The Playboy Club wasn’t very good. It was campy fun sometimes but campy fun doesn’t get butts on the couches week after week and rampant sexism disguised as feminist commentary sure [...]

Paranoia and the root of it pervade every scene in Homeland. Questions are asked and never answered but justifications are illuminated. In Baghdad an informant whispers an idea into Carrie Mathison’s (Claire Danes) ear. An American POW has been turned. Years later Nicholas Brody (Damien Lewis) comes crawling out of a whole looking dirtier and [...]

    You know what was awesome? THIS EPISODE! This week’s episode of The Vampire Diaries: Sexy Times Edition contained all of my favorite things: Elena with her mouth open being upset, Damon with his hair kind of too long and talking sexy about his naked brother, Stefan (looking puffy of face due to sadness) [...]

Isn’t that nice. The Chief allegedly committed fraud and he still gets to be a doctor. Fancy. Oh but he’s no longer Chief. That’s Owen now and Teddy is the only one in the room pleased with that fact. The person most displeased? BAILEY. Also the 5th years are all taking the lead on surgeries [...]

Chris Carter, who was one of the three owners of my heart from 1998-2001, is back baby. One of the rare writers to ever be voted one of the sexiest people alive, Carter has been living large off X-Files residuals since the show went off the air back in 2002. He’s currently setting up a [...]

Ugh, Ringer is beginning to grate on me. I mean, I still find Sarah Michelle Gellar engaging but finally catching up with this week’s episode I found myself thinking of so many things other than the events that transpired this episode. 1.) Does Sarah Michelle Gellar have a deviated septum? 2.) How does Sarah Michelle [...]