Derek Shepherd’s been gretting gray, clearly because he’s been having to carry the fabulous hair torch all by his lonesome. So Grey’s decided a twenty-four hour thunderstorm would strike Seattle and give us a boon. I

Lauren tiptoed through half the episode, nervously spouting off science factoids to make herself more comfortable with where things between herself and Bo were headed and Bo, being our fearless heroine, dove headlong into the fairy f-in’ to avoid processing.

A recap of the 14th episode of the 9th season of Grey’s Anatomy, “Face of Change.” Alex and Avery compete to be the hospital spokesperson and Callie and Webber go on a road trip.

We are accustomed, in our dramas, to drawing out every little piece of pathos. Spreading it so thin it becomes dramatic gossamer that disappears with even the gentlest exertion of force. Bo telling Lauren what she’s done not twenty minutes later is the antithesis of modern tv drama.

A recap of the 13th episode of the 4th season of The Vampire Diaries, “Into the Wild.” The Salvatore brothers drug a bunch of people to Canada to look for a cure while Klaus looks sad.

A recap of the 13th episode of the 2nd season of Once Upon A Time, “Tiny.” Jorge Garcia returns as a giant with heart and Jack gets Rule 63′d to our joy.

A recap of the 3rd episode of the 1st season of The Following, “The Poet’s Fire.”

We want to find out who the fans think the better anti-hero is. So make your voices heard and vote for Regia Mills or Damon Salvatore.

A recap of the the 13th episode of the 9th season of Grey’s Anatomy, “Bad Blood.” Cristina teaches a dumb intern and Bailey goes full Hunger Games.

The hunt for the cure is on, Bonnie’s powers are out of control, and Stefan can’t stop sexing Rebekah.