Elena’s insanity is only tempered when Bonnie is all “This is simple – we kill all humans, bring back all the supernatural dead – I don’t see why you guys aren’t on board here.” The Salvatores stand outside making crazy gestures to indicate Bonnie has lost her mind. Matt is being polite about her murderous impulses, Caroline – thankfully – has no time for it.

A recap of the 13th episode of the 4th season of The Vampire Diaries, “Into the Wild.” The Salvatore brothers drug a bunch of people to Canada to look for a cure while Klaus looks sad.

The hunt for the cure is on, Bonnie’s powers are out of control, and Stefan can’t stop sexing Rebekah.

This season’s homage to the Stanley Kramer classic “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World” as enacted by the teens (immortal or otherwise) residing in  Mystic Falls, nexus of the universe, is underway. This race to find the cure (and woefully not the Cure, but rather, an antidote to the effects of vampirism) started out [...]

Hi! My name is Rebecca and you might remember me from this very website, where I have been quietly expounding upon my lust and fanfic-esque fantasies involving the brothers Salvatore. How are you? It’s been a while! Me? Oh I’m okay. I’m on the first day of my period which is not awesome, but I [...]

Recently, on a foray out to the movies, I was treated to an extended trailer for this season of TVD. I sighed towards the end and quietly said, “That is my favorite show,” to my movie companion who laughed. Then, he looked at my face, as silent and somber as the grave and went, “Oh [...]

After last week’s successful uniting of the loins of Damon and Elena was sullied by Caroline “Judging You” Forbes’s realization that Elena was in fact sired to Damon(‘s penis), the writers took a minute to assure us at the top of last week’s episode that we had not seen the last of the Delena sexing [...]

I’m sorry this post is so late, but, as fans of the show, I’m sure you’ll understand exactly why: I have been feverishly touching myself ever since the last five minutes of last week’s episode. What?! Don’t tell me you’re still Team Stefan? I mean, I guess to each their own, but let’s look at [...]

It has long been my opinion – and those of our dear editor-in-chief – that the wacky gang of friends both mortal and im’ (who I am genuinely quite fond of) are quietly, socially awkward, psychopaths. They seldom think about how their actions effect others – not counting Elena, whose obsession with the feelings of [...]

At my funeral I would like for the entire current cast of the Vampire Diaries (I’m looking at you dead Aunt Jenna) to stand in a line over my coffin and recite in unison, “This, is my Mystic Falls…” continuing on with the opening exposition-based speech they have been giving at the beginning of each [...]