1.) I am 90% sure that little girl is wearing brown contacts and a weave, which on E! would make her a default Kardashian. 2.) Jeffrey Dean Morgan can coach my basketball team any day. 3.) I wish they had called this movie “Ominous Jewish Whispers”. 4.) If I could wake up with Kyra Sedgewick’s [...]

When I was somewhere between the ages of ten and thirteen I read an article in an otherwise unmemorable ladies’ mag on how to attract and keep male attention. In addition to doing stuff like giving the best blow job of all time (this still amuses me, because I’m pretty sure no matter the quality [...]

I have been in debt my entire adult life. I turned eighteen, and in their bid to usher me into womanhood, Capital One greeted me with a card which I promptly maxed out, buying things like novelty tee-shirts, expensive sheets, and several cakes. I couldn’t pay for any of it, hadn’t even thought at the [...]

If you were tuned in during the 90′s, you undoubtedly remember when the trio from down under, Silverchair, exploded onto the alternative rock scene in 1995.  Just fourteen years old, Daniel Johns, Ben Gilles, and Chris Joannou took Australia and the United States by storm with a grungy single called Tomorrow.  The iconic music video [...]

In the early 90s Red Dwarf came on at 10:30 and Doctor Who came on at 11:00 and every Saturday night my sister and I would be there with a giant bowl of air popped popcorn swimming in melted butter and salt. She’d put a tape in the VHS and hit record and we’d watch [...]

I won’t lie, I often forget that most of the villains of Grimm’s fairy tales are women. Though to be fair, the most enduring of Grimm’s fairytales also have women heroines too. It’s a bit odd that this Hansel and Gretel makes every single villain female and bestial and then, apparently, sidelines Gretel for part [...]

It’s funny how just the other day, a deleted scene was released for The Avengers that would’ve basically started the movie in media res, with the story already in motion and the characters now looking back to ask how it came to all this destruction and death and CGI. It’s a common, even overexposed trick—how [...]

The Skinny Little Bitch Project is a biweekly feature dedicated to examining the role of weight in celebrity culture and the impact of size in one woman’s daily life. The entries may be triggering should you suffer from an ED or body image issues. For more info on the project, or to read it from [...]

Women and men aren’t supposed to compete together. Men have baseball. Women have softball. Men have the NBA. Women have the WNBA. Men have football. Women have cheerleading. We have our roles. Except for one time in the NHL and in some very cool European hockey leagues. There women actually play alongside men and are [...]

So on a friend’s recommendation, I recently started reading Marvel’s Cosmic books—basically, a sub-universe within the Marvel universe, where many of the old characters introduced by Jim Starlin (otherwise best known for turning Jack Kirby’s crowning achievement, the Fourth World, into a cheap Canadian slasher movie) were reintroduced and updated for today’s audiences, with their [...]