Eddie Cibrian makes me want to vomit. I wish I could be all in lust with him. Wish my panties could fly away at the sight of his self satisfied smirk but he tends to dry me up faster than salt on a snail. So Maura being in lust with him after grabbing his undead [...]

  When I found out yesterday that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis had split after two kids and fourteen years of dating, I was real bummed about it, so bummed I could not lift fingers to keyboard here and write about it. But then I told some friends of mine who have been dating for [...]

Doing what Wicked did for the Wicked Witch of the West Maleficent follows the shape shifting evil witch queen on her journey from regular lady to force of darkness who curses babies for fun. And Angelina Jolie is playing her. And now there’s an actual photo of her as Maleficent instead of yet another crummy Photoshop bit (though [...]

  I think paparazzi cross the line pretty much on a regular basis. I also think it’s super bad reporting to be, say, The New York Daily News, and run a headline line “Alec Baldwin Punches New York Daily News Reporter” where you interview the photographer in your employ and do not run any photos [...]

The time: Shortly before Joss Whedon was hired to direct Wonder Woman. The who: Laeta Kalogridis, a long-time collaborator of James Cameron, who worked on Birds of Prey, Bionic Woman, Alexander, and Avatar. Also, Shutter Island, just to break the streak of stuff that you have to fight with your friends to decide if it’s [...]

Last week Shonda Rhimes was chilling watching Bunheads (a really fantastic show by the way) and tweeted her disappointment over the supreme whiteness of the show. Which, valid. The show is incredibly white. The media took this as a major criticism/Shonda Rhimes attacking Amy Sherman-Palladino (the creator of Bunheads and the sublime Gilmore Girls). This week Sherman-Palladino [...]

It is a fascinating thing to watch Tim Burton’s foray into the Bat-Franchise – a two-part adventure beginning with 1989′s Batman. The film is part homage to the those  films  that came before it, and part complete series reboot. The project that would eventually become ’89 Batman, began as a kind of nuts script by [...]

Things I witnessed in Rock of Ages: Tom Cruise pubes. Dude singing into a woman’s bum hole and later her vagina (she was wearing undies) Lady sticking an impossibly long tongue into a dude’s ear. More Tom Cruise pubes. Two men kissing (which prompted some homophobes to loudly gag and run out of the theater [...]

Remember how the years leading up to the French Republic were rife with people just crushing Louis and Antoinette with fabulously cruel propaganda? Because that’s what happened. While they certainly weren’t the best monarchs in history and while my red blooded American roots mean I’m kind of opposed to monarchies anyway I still feel just [...]

Look if it were up to me the Rizziles rift 2012 would have lasted at least half the season. The ladies would have brazenly fought their love for one another while everyone tried to reunite them as besties and we all would have marvelled at how it seemed like they were lovers and not just [...]