For those of you who missed it – which is probably close to everyone since I didn’t announce I was doing it – I live-tweeted the TVD Finale last night. Our benevolent leader Alex joined in as well. You can catch up on our best witty one-liners, and our real-time reactions to the ending of [...]

  For such an immoral mother fucker, Klaus sure got put out of commission this past week, didn’t he? I have to admit, I was disappointed to see him go, and can only hope that when the time comes next season that we flash to his dessicated coma dreams of Caroline, nude upon a horse. [...]

In the small, sleepy town and erst-while nexus of the universe, Mystic Falls Virginia where every foreign locale is naught but a three-hour car journey away, it was early autumn. It is always autumn in Mystic Falls, this is a truth universally known and accepted, just as every Friday night there will be a decade [...]

  Okay guys. There was a lot of fucking plot that happened on the Vampire Diaries last night. A lot. So much. There were revelations, and twists, and cast members returning, and some suspiciously absent, and then there were guest stars who came back as ghosts who you might have to go Wiki to remember [...]

  The Vampire Diaries does blue-ball romance like no other show since before the gang on Bones boned and we were cheated out of viewing the boning and left to care for a child – isn’t that always the way? Season One of TVD was so dedicated to Stefan and Elena and their banging and [...]

  God  help me but I’ve kind of fallen back in love with Stefan. It’s not like this week’s episode of the Vampire Diaries gave me many other options. Between Damon returning to his scheming and sexy ways, (which are decidedly less hot when the fire of his sex parts are not directed at Elena) [...]

This is maybe the best episode of the Vampire Diaries I have ever seen. I say this fully acknowledging that is probably comes from me having been without the show for a tiny lifetime and even had they aired 45 minutes of Nina Dobrev making mashed potatoes and falling over I probably would still be [...]