My cat is really mad at me because just when he was all curled up to go to sleep I noticed he had a turd dangling from his anus and had at it with a wet paper towel. He promptly scarpered off afterwards, glaring at me from under my bed while I all bellowed, [...]

Frances Cobain publicly stated that her mom should be banned from Twitter, thus articulating a belief quietly shared by every human being on the planet. As if the fact that Courtney was involved in the first ever lawsuit about libel vis a vis Twitter weren’t evidence enough, she kind of grossed the world out by [...]

I went on vacation and the world decided it was time to be hilarious – Kim Kardashian is dating Kanye West. This makes perfect, perfect, perfect sense – totally explains why the world stills spins around merrily on its axis. And, Ima let their relationship finish, but Kim and Kris had the best relationship of [...]