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Angelina Jolie’s Maleficent Has Killer Cheek Bones
No comments yetPosted in FilmJun 19, 2012
By Alex Cranz
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Doing what Wicked did for the Wicked Witch of the West Maleficent follows the shape shifting evil witch queen on her journey from regular lady to force of darkness who curses babies for fun. And Angelina Jolie is playing her. And now there’s an actual photo of her as Maleficent instead of yet another crummy Photoshop bit (though [...]
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Angelina Jolie’s Maleficent Is Casting The Fairy Godmothers
2 Comments »Posted in FilmMay 7, 2012
By Alex Cranz
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So maybe at your college everyone decided which member of the First Wives Club they were. Or, more likely, which cast member from Sex in the City. Not my peeps! We were all about deciding who was which fairy from Sleeping Beauty. A certain writer for this site was labelled Merryweather. If you ever have drinks with [...]
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Miley Cyrus Hospitalized! Angelina And Brad Privatized! Anna Paquin Semenized!
No comments yetPosted in Prime GossipApr 18, 2012
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Ha ha, you guys, you guys – Anna Paquin and her husband/co-star Stephen Moyer are having a baby! But that’s not why I’m laughing. I am laughing because of the article I’ve linked to here is all “True Blood? More like True Baby!” And really guys what does that even mean? What does it [...]
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Johnny Depp: Pants Burglar! Twitter: Demi’s Back! The U.N.: Angelina Jolie Rules You!
No comments yetPosted in Prime GossipApr 17, 2012
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Why is anything that happens on Twitter news? Why? WHY, YOU ALPHANUMERICAL RESTRICTING GOD IN YOUR CANNED SOUP HEAVEN? EXPLAIN IT. But I can’t change the gossip-sphere guys, I can only try to pee at it from atop a mall parking garage, and even then, I mainly just expose and soil myself because I [...]
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Uma Pregnant, Dancing With the Stars Cast Announcement, Angelina Jolie’s Leg
No comments yetPosted in Prime GossipFeb 28, 2012
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Uma Thurman is having a baby! Then she will be in a movie with Robert Pattinson playing his older lady lover! Uma Thurman’s baby daddy is a financier! And her ex-husband is Ethan Hawke! Uma Thurman is living the life I would assign certain ones of my Barbies! [MTV] Oh snap, y’all! They’ve announced the [...]
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Angelina – Maybe Baby? Brooke Mueller – Rehab! Lindsay Lohan – 10 Grand Poorer!
No comments yetPosted in Cake & Icing, Prime GossipDec 13, 2011
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Angelina gives good article, you guys. She’s all “Bosnia! Brad Pitt! I starve for the children! Have a baby maybe?” The world is a web, and she is the spider queen. Wrap all of your eight legs around us, Ange. DO IT. WEB US GIRL. (weird?) [Source - Marie Claire] Brooke Mueller is going [...]
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Angelina Jolie In Talks To Play Famous Anti-Suffragette Gertrude Bell
No comments yetPosted in FilmNov 18, 2011
By Alex Cranz
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Angelina Jolie is in hot and heavy talks with Ridley Scott to star as Gertrude Bell in a new biopic. Gertrude Bell is perhaps one of the most influential Europeans whom participated in the westernization of the Middle East and the dismantling of the Ottoman Empire at the turn of the last century. The unmarried [...]
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Prime Gossip: McSteamy Steams Up Rehab, Britney Supplied It, and Angelina Supports Protein
No comments yetPosted in Cake & Icing, News, Prime GossipJul 20, 2011
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Prime Gossip: FemPop’s top three picks for the day’s most sickeningly buzz-worthy gossip. angelina jolie 1.) Eric Dane in rehab. Known to people who watch Grey’s as McSteamy (did I do that right?) the actor, who is married to Rebecca Gayheart (who inspired my pending perm) is seeking treatment for his pain pill addiction. This [...]
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WTF: Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig
No comments yetPosted in Cake & Icing, NewsJun 27, 2011
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Rachel Weisz (make up your mind girl, is it an ‘s’ or a ‘z’ – it can’t be both.) and Daniel Craig got married this weekend.* We were not invited which is cool, because we probably had no idea they were dating? This news suprises me more than had I been awoken this morning to [...]
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Kung Fu Panda 2 Premieres at Cannes
No comments yetPosted in FilmMay 12, 2011
By Alex Cranz
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There’s really not much more to say. It premiered. The actors made jokes. People clapped. The original Kung Fu Panda marked a turning point at Dreamworks Animation. A turning point in which the quality of their product vastly improved. Kung Fu Panda 2 sounds even more prestigious because Guillermo del Toro, one of the best [...]

















