Well I guess this makes it official. Hayley Atwell probably won’t be returning as Peggy Carter to pistol whip Nazis in Captain America 2 because they’re casting the female lead and, you know, they wouldn’t be doing that if it was her. I’m heart broken because the romance that blossomed between Peggy and the Cap [...]

I’m on the record as believing we’ve already had out all-women Expendables movie and it came out twenty years ago but this is America damn it! And we want a whiter version and it needs to be a rip off of Stallone’s Expendables rather than simply a bad ass action film starring women. So producer [...]

I know a lot of people are upset right now. DC Comics and Marvel both came to Comic-Con and they both announced their slate of films for the next few years and there wasn’t a single word mentioned of characters like Wonder Woman or Black Widow. But FEAR NOT. Here is what you can look [...]

A parody on Cracked opens up with Black Widow saying “Then I’ll get right on it. Just as soon as I change into a slightly tighter leather outfit, this one doesn’t quite show the outline of my sphincter.”George R.R. Martin, author of Game of Thrones, complains that “Scarlett Johanssen looked great in that outfit, but [...]

The Bechdel Test is one of my favorite things in the world. There are fewer succinct ways to condemn the entertainment industry than to note its regular failure of the Bechdel Test. When you realize that the majority of movies you will see this year fail the test it’s a horrifying thought. In order to [...]

New character posters for The Avengers have been released and I’ve noticed something kind of interesting. Notice how her breasts have gone from over emphasized by bright lights and spandex to relatively normal in a (sort of) bulky leather top. The hair on the left is the usual long=sexy while on the right she’s much [...]

It’s Wednesday. That’s hump day man. You are trying to make it through the day in your blue and gold clothes wishing Leap Day Williams would come and take the drudgery away. And though there is no old bald man with a killer mustache waiting in the wings there IS this new trailer for The [...]

As a movie fan, one of my favorite hobbies is looking at where projects go left instead of right. For each movie that gets made, there are ten more that are stuck in development hell, often different versions of what finally reaches the screen. So it is with Black Widow, who came achingly close to [...]