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V/H/S Is Brotastic Horror At Its Most Middling; Also Boobs
No comments yetPosted in Featured Articles, ReviewsOct 2, 2012
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I can only think of a single female cast member whose tits I did not see in the midnight showing of V/H/S. Friday, September 29th, was the first 11:59 PM showing of the Milwaukee Film Festival‘s Cinema Hooligante category: the brain child of the organization’s Programming Director, Angela Catalano. Tailored to midnight thrill seekers, opening weekend’s late [...]
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J-Lo, Minaj: Pop Videos on Ecstasy
1 Comment »Posted in MusicAug 2, 2012
By Laura T.
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What has happened with pop videos in the last week? Lots of feathers and silk, boobs and butts, female bravado, and ludicrous dance sequences. Yes, I’m talking about Jennifer Lopez’ Goin’ In and Nicki Minaj’s Pound the Alarm. And Oh My God: Yeah, okay, it’s nothing new. But what these two songs have in common [...]
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Colette’s Got a Gun
No comments yetPosted in MusicJul 11, 2012
By Laura T.
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That’s right, everyone. Colette Carr is back with a new music video. And if Bitch Like Me wasn’t awesome enough for you, this one is called Like I Got a Gun and it features a sexy pool party, with a slip-n-slide, and naked-booty bitches galore. What. The. Balls. I am afraid, you guys. Why? Because [...]
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Part of Me Video a Nice Departure for Katy Perry
No comments yetPosted in MusicMar 22, 2012
By Laura T.
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Katy Perry’s videos get hundreds of millions of views on YouTube. Maybe it’s because they always deliver with solid production values and easy-to-follow storylines. Or maybe it’s because of teenage boys. But the brand-new Part of Me video, which came as a follow-up to the lyrics-only vid of the same song, is a welcome departure [...]
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Gotham City Impostors Whizzes Into Shooter Fans’ Hearts
1 Comment »Posted in GamingFeb 17, 2012
By Alex Cranz
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I get it. I do. The Kingdom of Amalur: RECKONING isn’t your cup of tea (it should be expect a review Monday as to why). You’re tired of assholes in Modern Warfare 3 and Battlefield 3. You kind of wish Team Fortress was more of a thing on console systems. You’re bored and have nothing to do [...]
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Booblicious Soulcalibur V Poster
1 Comment »Posted in GamingJan 6, 2012
By Alex Cranz
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2003 is often known, colloquially as the year Alex spent doing nothing but eating chips, smoking substances and holding massive Soulcalibur 2 tournaments in her itty bitty dorm room. There is a photo from one such tournament circulating on my former roommates Facebook that should never see the light of day because everyone in it [...]
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Classic Recap: Blind Faith
1 Comment »Posted in Xena: Warrior PrincessJan 1, 2012
By Alex Cranz
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Woah this music is funky. I feel like I should be looking for some lesbionic vampires. Gabrielle and Xena aren’t doing that. Xena wants food and Gabrielle wants to haggle for no other reason then she can. They part and some ugly dude stares at Gabrielle. She goes to a cart and haggles for an [...]
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Rizzoli & Isles Set The World Afire With Their Love At High School Reunions
No comments yetPosted in Rizzoli & IslesDec 13, 2011
By Alex Cranz
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All right. So Bones has their teaser where idiot kids parkour into a rotted corpse and one screams and then Bones and Boothe show up and he’s fidgety and condescending and she’s cool and condescending and Angela calls about feelings. It is established. And Rizzoli & Isles are establishing their own teaser. Which is really [...]
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Tori Spelling – Boobs! Kourtney Kardashian – Baby! Kellan Lutz – Do me!
No comments yetPosted in Cake & Icing, Prime GossipNov 30, 2011
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Tori Spelling’s husband (Who reminds me of this guy I know, but I would never tell him that for fear of the punching – it’s a compliment, seriously. He seems cool.) accidentally tweeted a picture of her boobs. Straight up boobs, dawg. He took the picture down, but the internet does not work that way [...]
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ALI LOHAN’S FACE! AHHHH HER FAAAACE!
No comments yetPosted in Cake & Icing, Prime GossipSep 8, 2011
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Prime Gossip : FemPop chronicles 3 top gossip items in an effort to immortalize the decline of civilization as we know it. YOU ARE WELCOME SOCIETY! 1.) Reese Witherspoon got hit by a car, dude! Yes. It’s true. I got behind the wheel, lack of license be damned, and took her out, all the [...]

















