Video game movies don’t always suck because of the directors. No. That’s not me defending Uwe Bolls. Yes that is me kind of defending Paul W. S. Jovovich’s husband. Video games approach storytelling from a fundamentally different viewpoint than film. The audience actively participates in the narrative. They don’t get to be objective observers. Also [...]

Nicki Minaj was on Good Morning America which, LOL, ammiright? Anywhere, unable to be contained, her left boob burst forth frightening the children of German Tourists and also squirrels. People were outraged because of how breasts are obscene, and now ABC has apologized for the nippage that graced the airwaves on the East Coast. I [...]

Gaga.  Self-proclaimed Monster.  Fashion idol.  Genius.  Condemned for dancing lewdly on American Idol and being weird. Kanye.  Self-proclaimed Monster.  Hip Hop Icon.  Badass mofo.  Condemned for being a self-absorbed douche. Cookie Monster.  Also a monster. What do they have in common?  They both made videos that show dead female models. Kanye gets condemned for it. [...]

Season 1, Episode 10 Hooves and Harlots Ladies and gentlemen we are not in Greece anymore. We’re in Amazon country! Gabrielle is back to her farm girl outfit but she’s got a new walking stick. Xena turns on some whoosh sound effects and makes the staff look more awesome than it is. No sooner are [...]

Oh yaoi. I don’t really get you. I’m just not into watching two guys sword fight with their junk. Also at least one yaoi lead just looks like a flat-chested girl…with junk. It confuses me. But a lot of women love them some man-on-man action. A lot of women like lady-on-lady action. A lot of [...]

    How has it already been a year since we forewent bras and let our breasts hang out to protest the absurdity that fell out of the mouth of the cleric Kazem Seddiqi? Last year Seddiqi spoke to the Iranian media and blamed lady boobs for all the earthquakes of the world. This would [...]

Oh shit y’all – this is happening now! Our previously mentioned heart’s love Paz de La Huerta is being officially charged with assault and carrying a weapon for her attack on some MTV reality lady at the Standard hotel in NYC a month back. Paz, when I interviewed her, had this to say, “Concealed weapon? [...]

People, I’ve been effing busy, which means I’ve slacked and there hasn’t been a gaming update from me in awhile.  But I love this site, and Gosh Darn It: I’m back. Thinking of a theme for the post this week, I decided to wrack my brain for the Worst.  Female Video Game Character.  Of All [...]

Seldom has a uterus caused this much commotion. I mean, a uterus full of baby always causes commotion, but typically only for the broads responsible for pooping them out. That’s how it works, right? BUT I DIGRESS: Tina Fey is pregnant with her second child! She publicly discussed her thoughts on having a second kiddo in an essay [...]

Someone has already written a kick ass write-up of this character’s video game history, and it is ridiculously complicated so I’ll make this one brief today. The first game I ever played that starred a female character was Athena, on the Nintendo.  That is, the original Nintendo. The cover looked bangin’ awesome. The gameplay was [...]