Lately I spend most of my time watching Bones while playing Words With Friends to keep the half of my brain that would be otherwise enraged, distracted, and ominously wishing problems upon Brennan and Booth’s offspring. Let the record show, I wish no ill upon Deschanel and her adorable childling. It is just [...]

Ya so, this disclaimer here? Basically the only part of this recap that is not a spoiler. YOU ARE WELCOME. Prevent the dog from barking with a juicy bone, y’all – death has come to our simple village of Washingtonia in the District of Columbus. Death, its gaping maw increasingly and ever near, has come, [...]

I have to be honest; though my love for Fox’s hit drama Bones runs true and deep, they have been dangerously close to losing me – I blame Booth’s sassy, vaguely accented, now-ex girlfriend. Seriously though – was she foregin or deaf? One thing of which I am sure – she was lame. But not [...]