The Vampire Diaries does blue-ball romance like no other show since before the gang on Bones boned and we were cheated out of viewing the boning and left to care for a child – isn’t that always the way? Season One of TVD was so dedicated to Stefan and Elena and their banging and [...]

Welcome, welcome one and all to the tale of Stefan and his fall…..out of Elena’s pants. When last we left our bunch of loveable scamps from Virginia – (it’s Virginia, right? Maine? France?) the horrible reign of Aunt Jenna had ended, Elena and company had fooled Klaus into thinking she was dead for realsies, Neckless [...]