Steven Soderburgh’s new film, Side Effects masquerades as a spiritual sequel to Traffic and Contagion but quickly devolves into an early 90s misogynistic thriller.

Things I witnessed in Rock of Ages: Tom Cruise pubes. Dude singing into a woman’s bum hole and later her vagina (she was wearing undies) Lady sticking an impossibly long tongue into a dude’s ear. More Tom Cruise pubes. Two men kissing (which prompted some homophobes to loudly gag and run out of the theater [...]

Julianne Hough was one of the best things about Craig Brewer’s Footloose remake. Most people already knew she was a fantastic dancer, but Footloose proved she was also a pretty damned good actress. Now she’s attempting the triple threat by sing in Rock of Ages. Up until now all anyone has really known about the [...]

Everything about Gerard Butler’s new project makes me punchy. He plays a retired soccer player who moves to Virgina (so wait does this mean he’ll be doing a Southern accent) so that he can try to woo his ex-wife, Jessica Biel. Who was a fetus when he started acting. Gross. But then wacky hijinks ensue [...]

How there was a Liberace biopic being filmed and how I missed it, I do not know friends. Do you know about Liberace? Do you even KNOW? To sum up: mediocre piano player dons sparkly cape = icon born. (CAMP MATH, SON.) Fun Fact: LIBERACE HAD HIS PARTNER GET PLASTIC SURGERY TO LOOK MORE LIKE HIM, LIBERACE. Look I [...]