Beyonce might be pregnant. Or maybe she had a steak. Maybe sweet potato fries, or maybe she drank a fizzy drink. The truth is no one knows. Don’t worry, I’m just sitting here refreshing all of the internet until the truth is known. Also I was her surrogate. Lies? [Digital Spy] Lindsay Lohan was [...]

  And then there was the time Claire Danes won an Emmy and went “Mandy Patinktin, holla” and in one shining moment completely erased the memory of her trilling “It’s my squeezing machine!” from our collective minds forever. Oh Jo, I wish I could be brave like you. [Gawker] Dina Lohan went on Dr. Phil [...]

Today is Friday, September 21st in the two thousand and twelfth year of our over-lord Kim Kardashian. It is also known as the day LMFAO* broke up. But because my mom is a children’s librarian, I will call it A Day No Gerbils Would Dance, as a YA homage to Mr. Robert Peck. If you [...]

  My cat is really mad at me because just when he was all curled up to go to sleep I noticed he had a turd dangling from his anus and had at it with a wet paper towel. He promptly scarpered off afterwards, glaring at me from under my bed while I all bellowed, [...]

  I was just power-walking through Central Park, minding my own business and bickering with my boyfriend Todd*  about maximum heart rates versus a fat-burning heart rate, when, in a fit of pique, I abruptly turned into a rhododendron bush and stumbled upon…Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis totally making out. I screamed, and screamed, and [...]

  This morning, I woke up to a very strange phone call. It was my lawyer (which was suuuper weird because I am 99% sure I have no one like, on retainer?) letting me know that OJ Simpson had altered his will to include me on the off-chance that I am his daughter. Oh wait, [...]

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When I was 9 my doctor showed me a drawing that looked like a wave. She was pretty, with shiny cropped hair, and a tan like  my mothers’ – skin freckled and toasted smelling. “Here,” she pointed to the wave’s lowest point, “- is the lightest, ” then she moved her finger to the wave’s [...]

  News of Tom and Katie’s divorce breaks in the FemPop cyber- headquarters: Rebecca Jane: TOM CRUISE! ALEX! TOM CRUISE! ALEX! TOM CRUISE! ALEEEX! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Alex: ….whaaat? Rebecca Jane: He’s DEAD. Kidding. He’s getting a divorce! Alex: I just nearly died. Also good – now he will come out. Rebecca Jane: Ha ha ha. I [...]

Ugh, well I guess it wasn’t Keith Richards but rather this stupid article that was all ‘Jack White IS TOTALLY PRODUCING THE NEXT ROLLING STONES ALBUM” that actually physically accelerated my heart rate. I may have spontaneously started sweating jogging around my desk pumping my fists. Then I click through and it’s all Keith being [...]