Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. That is the name of Uma Thurman’s baby. But don’t worry, that’s cool. They are calling her Luna, or Why The Hell Bother If You Aren’t Actually Going To Use Her Whole Name, for short. [People] I actually stayed up late last night to blow-dry my hair so [...]

Stacey Dash supports Mitt Romney. In unrelated news, I want to know what virgin blood she drinks to look younger than I do. Is it the kind of virgin blood that can only be afforded by wealthy, fiscally conservative one-time celebrities? [Jezebel] I fell over and chipped one of my front teeth. You can’t tell, [...]

  The Delorian squealed to a stop in a cloud of steam, a trail of fire in its weak. The doors glided open, and Michael Lohan emerged, staring at wife Dina, who, because of time travel, was only eight years old. “We’ve got to back to the Future, Dina! It’s Lindsay!” and then they banged, [...]

Ugh, well I guess it wasn’t Keith Richards but rather this stupid article that was all ‘Jack White IS TOTALLY PRODUCING THE NEXT ROLLING STONES ALBUM” that actually physically accelerated my heart rate. I may have spontaneously started sweating jogging around my desk pumping my fists. Then I click through and it’s all Keith being [...]

  When I found out yesterday that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis had split after two kids and fourteen years of dating, I was real bummed about it, so bummed I could not lift fingers to keyboard here and write about it. But then I told some friends of mine who have been dating for [...]

  I think paparazzi cross the line pretty much on a regular basis. I also think it’s super bad reporting to be, say, The New York Daily News, and run a headline line “Alec Baldwin Punches New York Daily News Reporter” where you interview the photographer in your employ and do not run any photos [...]

I can’t even with this story! I love a lot of things about Charlize Theron. Fact: when I get home after work I absolutely strip off all my work clothes while strutting a la her Dior ad. I love it when she recently saluted Fassbender’s wang. I love her even more now that I learned [...]

  I actually really think this story Victoria Beckham tells about the time she left her thirteen year old at home accidentally when she was supposed to be driving him to school is pretty charming. I also should take this opportunity to confess to kind of loving her a bit? I think she gets a [...]

  You know what has to suck? Living you life in the shadow of your famous parent. You know what has to suck more? When pretty much a lot of people suspect your dad of somehow being involved in your very famous parent’s death. It’s not small wonder that Natalie Wood and Robert Wagner‘s daughter [...]

Well. It’s been one full year, and Prince William has yet to come to his sense, hop in a helicopter and come bursting into my office bellowing “It’s always been you, Rebecca!” so I guess in the spirit of good-sportsmanship I need to take a deep breath and say – Happy Anniversary Kate and William. [...]