Hey guys, here are some reasons not to do cocaine: 1.) Crack is cheaper 2.) Never trust any drug that has you convinced you are the coolest person and everyone loves you because your mom called me, and even she thinks you aren’t pulling off that haircut. 3.) OMG NOW IT WILL ROT THE VERY [...]

Now as I understand it I’m supposed to hate Aaron Sorkin right now. He wrote a self-indulgent tv show once and he just won an Oscar and Social Network didn’t have as many women in it as some people felt it should. So I’m supposed to hate Sorkin. Only I can’t. I guess I could [...]