Continuing in her theme of being the most self-aware public relations flogging machine of our age, Courtney Stodden went for a run, you know, like you do…in Lucite Heels. #heroandrolemodel [E!] My Uncle, Karl Lagerfeld, has gone and purchased himself a kitten. Check back on the site later for photos of our kitten cat play [...]

  Gross. The red tomato (lame) Shaun White has been leaked being hell of naked in some photographs. Excuse me, I need to go rapidly update my list of People I never wanted to see naked: Olympic edition. Keep on matching the carpet with drapes Shaun. I do not believe snowboarding is a real sport. [...]

  Remember how the other day I was all ‘I’m not writing about Michael Lohan because no one should humor him and also I am tired of the Lohans eating up space on Prime Gossip?’ No? Well that happened. And then Michael Lohan got arrested. Again. For, I think assaulting a tree? I don’t know [...]

  Prime Gossip : FemPop chronicles 3 top gossip items in an effort to immortalize the decline of civilization as we know it. YOU ARE WELCOME SOCIETY! 1.) Dear Scientology, I am sorry I called Will and Jada a gruesome twosome. That was untoward. Please do not murder me. That would not be good for [...]