Remember how the years leading up to the French Republic were rife with people just crushing Louis and Antoinette with fabulously cruel propaganda? Because that’s what happened. While they certainly weren’t the best monarchs in history and while my red blooded American roots mean I’m kind of opposed to monarchies anyway I still feel just [...]

Any film that replaces the, uh, intense Eva Green with the much more thoroughly sublime Diane Kruger is going to make me sit up and take notice. Green in my mind goes everywhere in a gold cape with her arms outstretched and always talks in a low roar…so basically she’s Calculon from Futurama. She has [...]