At my funeral I would like for the entire current cast of the Vampire Diaries (I’m looking at you dead Aunt Jenna) to stand in a line over my coffin and recite in unison, “This, is my Mystic Falls…” continuing on with the opening exposition-based speech they have been giving at the beginning of each [...]

  Nothing makes me feel quiet as lame slash awesome slash a weirdo in the best possible was as sitting and watching the Vampire Diaries by myself. (Sorry my pet cats if you are reading this, but you don’t count – although good on your for figuring out how to use a computer. When I [...]

    Just when I think that the The Vampire Diaries has run out ways to tickle my pickle (overshare?) they go and make Elena train in the woods with Alaric a la a much scrawnier and ganglier Buffy – and then have Damon referentially call her out on it. I may have bolted up [...]

I want to get one thing out of the way before we start talking about all that transpired in the tiny town of Mystic Falls, France last night – Klaus’s lips are super red. They are redder than even berries. They are the sort of red that your lips get when you have a cold [...]