Lately I spend most of my time watching Bones while playing Words With Friends to keep the half of my brain that would be otherwise enraged, distracted, and ominously wishing problems upon Brennan and Booth’s offspring. Let the record show, I wish no ill upon Deschanel and her adorable childling. It is just [...]

I’m sad to report that our editor refused to join me for this week’s episode of Bones but mainly because I totally forgot to ask to her to join me. I’m NOT sad to report that this week’s episode was a bizarre fusion of all the good, the bad, and the ugly that everyone’s favorite [...]

To celebrate the return of everyone’s favorite mildly autistic forensic anthropologist, I invited Editor-In-Chief Alex Cranz to join me in a stream-of-consciousness-style-recap-as-we-go Adventure. What follows is that exchange. I want to say we won’t do this every week, but I can’t promise that – because as you will see, I am incredibly hard to ignore [...]

Leo DiCaprio ( I can call him Leo because we’ve made the beast with two-backs, and by made the beast with two-backs I mean, I  have seen What’s Eating Gilbert Grape many, many times.) is on the prowl down under! And I’m not just talking vaginally – the dude is hitting up ladies left and [...]

1.) Minka Kelly’s ass got slapped and it was NOT Big Tim Riggins doin’ the whalloping! A Charlie’s Angels crew member did the whacking! The story started out hilariously – he’d done it while holding a hundie, and then she’d slapped him back across the face. But what actually happened is a lot more awesome – he [...]

  There isn’t much I don’t love about Saffron Burrows. This delectable Irish actress has talent and cheekbones for days. She used to seriously date Alan Cumming. She totally then got her own brand of gay on with FIONA SHAW, guys, and then was all “Evsies,” when the press went bananas. I like her. She [...]

Imagine – if you’re not already – that you are a dude. You meet a beautiful lady who can open beer bottles with her thighs, likes all the same music as you, and has a disorder where she has to give you handjobs eight hours a day. So of course, you marry her, like you [...]

We’ve talked about baby bumps and how best to hide them here at FemPop. We’ve also specifically talked about Emily Deschanel’s baby bump and how they should deal with it on Bones.   Would Bones have a one night stand with Booth that led to a baby? Would she be standing behind tables and wearing [...]

  It’s official, star of both Fox’s hit drama ‘Bones’ and also my heart, Emily Deschanel is totally up the duff. Pregnant, fools! It’s her husband actor David Hornsby’s kid. Oh, who is David Hornsby, you ask? And well you should, I know I did. HE IS RICKETY CRICKET FROM IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA! [...]

This summer for reasons not entirely unrelated to boredom, excessive consumption of ice cream, and a yearning to return to simpler times, times featuring perhaps David Boreanaz, I watched all of Fox’s Hit drama, ‘Bones.’ Let’s revisit that statement. I watched. All. Of. Bones. It began as a simple enough experiment: How long can I [...]