Dude, Martha Stewart’s life has straight up not been easy. Remember when her dog was tragically killed in a fire? No? WELL THAT HAPPENED. But because she is Martha and not one of silly mortals, everything is comin’ up Stewart and her new dog Ghengis Khan II (Yes. Seriously.) won a ribbon for best in [...]

  1.) Demi Moore is passive agressive. Man. I don’t know if these Ashton-and-Demi-Divorce rumors are true, but having you been READING her tweets? The night before their anniversameray, while Ashton was allegedly partying with a hat on, Demi whipped out some Epictetus (SCHOLAR MOORE!) being all ” When we are offended at any man’s [...]

Stan Lee is narrating Playboy Club. I think he’s supposed to be Hugh Hefner or Charlie but I’m positive it’s Stan Lee narrating this. He loves his club. THINGS CAN HAPPEN TO ANY BUNNY. They can get fondled, ogled or laid. God bless the early 60s. All full of women’s liberation. We meet out bunnies, [...]

I love two things. Gossip and Prime Numbers. ( Also cheese, but that is not pertinent at this juncture.) To that end, I have decided to gather up the day’s prime entertainment and cultural gossip and present the top 3 items – GET IT? BECAUSE THREE IS A PRIME NUMBER! AMERICA! FIRE WORKS! CHEESE! 1.) [...]

In case you weren’t aware, Hugh Hefner was going to get married in a couple of days to this lady named Crystal Harris. I was very, very jealous because Hugh hits basically all of my rigid standards where men are concerned: 1. Wears some sort of naval cap at all times. 2. Likes blondes. 3. [...]