What’s that you say? You haven’t seen the episode yet and you are pissed at me for spoiling in my headline? Well tough titties, I am pissed at Ringer for its extreme highs and lows in entertainment and quality. As I write this, I am on hold with United Airlines. I have been on hold [...]

  Somewhere in Russia, Juliet is on a train. Out of the corner of her eye, across the compartment, she spies her mother, resplendent in furs so blue they give off an air as arctic as the one they were designed to banish. She suppresses and shiver and contemplates the barren landscape unrolling in an [...]

Okay gang, it’s Wednesday. It’s the middle of the afternoon. I’m all a-bloat with a giant chocolate chip cookie and a full fat latte. I just received a new order of pearls to pass around so we might all clutch at them. It’s time to talk about last night’s episode of Ringer. I know. I [...]