Ruth Wilson is about to blow the top off of Hollywood. Mark my words. She’s been tearing it up in the UK with things like Jane Eyre and her turn as a super fun serial killer in Luther and she has a bizarre if great turn as Cousin Besty in Anna Karenina. She just hasn’t [...]

  When I found out yesterday that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis had split after two kids and fourteen years of dating, I was real bummed about it, so bummed I could not lift fingers to keyboard here and write about it. But then I told some friends of mine who have been dating for [...]

Ohhhh my god I am tired and do not in any way desire to scrape up the depths of Hollywood’s underbelly. Did you know that Jay-Z thinks it is okay that the president endorsed gay marriage? Oh what’s that you say? That it is backwards that we need an overtly charismatic and hunky hip hop [...]

  Why is anything that happens on Twitter news? Why? WHY, YOU ALPHANUMERICAL RESTRICTING GOD IN YOUR CANNED SOUP  HEAVEN? EXPLAIN IT. But I can’t change the gossip-sphere guys, I can only try to pee at it from atop a mall parking garage, and even then, I mainly just expose and soil myself because I [...]

I keep forgetting The Thin Man is getting a reboot. This is likely because Rob Marshall is involved and he is historically the Worst. But it is happening. Which means we’re getting a reboot of the long running film series where Myrna Loy and William Powell got blitzed on cocktails and solved crimes with their [...]

Okay so above is a picture of Johnny Depp with a bird on his face and a look of confusion as to why a bird is on his face. Fair enough Johnny. We’re wondering the same. That’s the first look at him as Tonto and Armie Hammer* as the Lone Ranger from the reboot by [...]

Kevin Federline is doing this weight loss show in Australia called Excess Baggage (seriously) and he was workin’ out on the show and pushed too hard and had to be hospitalized for chest pains. That is super awkward. And sad. And man. I never thought a day would come where my heart would go out [...]

  Kelly Rowland, the only successful artist to emerge from the barbershop trio  Destiny’s Child, has recently admitting to having herself some fake breasts. Let’s throw down some slang for breasts. Hooters, knockers, boobs, titties, rack, twins, and my favorite – breasticles. Anyway, people basically assumed she had implants like they assume everyone in Hollywood [...]

Almost 20 years ago three young men were found guilty of brutually torturing and killing three young boys in the West Memphis area of Arkansas. Their sentences: life in prison for two, and for one, Damien Echols the supposed ringleader, death. So here we are now, 2011 and all three men are free, thanks in [...]

No one expected the original Pirates of the Caribbean to be quite as good or do quite as well as it did. It was yet another Disney movie based on a park ride, starring some b-listers and indie darlings and made by the guy who directed Mousetrap. On paper that doesn’t make a good movie. [...]