Ohhhh man the awkward. Martin Short was on Today and Kathie Lee was all “How is your wife? She is the best. I love her. You guys have the most perfect marriage in Hollywood. You have loved her with the passion of a true soul mate for so many years!” and everyone in American [...]

  Because I live on the East Coast (REPRESENT) I missed Kim Kardashian‘s cameo on 30 Rock Live last night. Unless Kim Kardashian really looks like Sir Paul McCartney without digital filters. I don’t know who I just burned more! Ha ha. I’m drunk. There was also blackface. [E!] The only thing better than reading [...]

Well. It’s been one full year, and Prince William has yet to come to his sense, hop in a helicopter and come bursting into my office bellowing “It’s always been you, Rebecca!” so I guess in the spirit of good-sportsmanship I need to take a deep breath and say – Happy Anniversary Kate and William. [...]

Just when you though the fervor was over, the Royal Wedding returns on you like a bad curry (ay oh!). Our sassy editrix hopped up on fumes and cartoons sent me a link to possibly the best art ever this morning, because she knows how much I love art AND doctored photos. Said gallery of [...]

Sorry for my absence, ‘Poppers! (PS – ‘Poppers. We’re making that happen.) As you all might remember, the pending Royal Nuptials had pushed me to the furthest mental edge possibly ever and when the day itself came, my head exploded and condoms with Prince William’s face on them and some confetti sprung out and got [...]

Ever since the rapid approach of the royal wedding touched off an explosive media storm, I’ve been largely unaware and apathetic regarding the whole situation. So, while the world had their eyes on the royal wedding last night, I was drinking a Heineken and sitting on a curb with some friends.  I feel I am [...]

In FemPop’s continuing coverage of The Royal Wedding, aka, FemPop’s Continuing Mental and Emotional Breakdown Caused By Too Much Royal Wedding News, we bring you the following: YOU GUYS THE MOST SACRED OF ALL DAYS IS HAPPENING AND IT IS HAPPENING SO SOON THAT I WANT TO CLAW MY FACE OFF GMT STYLE I DON’T EVEN [...]

T-Minus 24 days until the royal wedding, y’all! That means a little under a month to successfully stalk, seduce, and go all Wally Simp on Prince William’s ass. You can do it. I believe in you. Here – I bought you some Peach Schnapps. Also Goldschläger. You swirl them around and then drink it real fast while trying to resist [...]

Are you fat? Do you love food but hate yourself? Are all your friends married and your dad keeps getting drunk and yelling about how you were a waste of a his vital juices and how God must have been smiting him indeed to have cursed him with you in place of your dear, long [...]