Every year, a critic wraps up the last twelve months by compiling Top Ten lists of the best and worst movies that were released. Hollywood considerately makes this easier by only releasing ten good movies a year, and countless bad ones since everyone would prefer to read about what a pile of shit The Amazing [...]

Honestly, this is a little embarrassing for me. As you know, it is Hell’s eternal goal to destroy goodness and hope in the world, but lately we’ve been focusing on the Disney Project for that. Did you hear about Star Wars? We bought that. So your little program has not gotten the care that Management [...]

Hi John-Boy, I know I’m a bit late, but I finally got around to betaing your story, I Am Number Four. I know that since you sent me it, it’s been published and made into a movie, but I think I have some useful notes for you that could be applied to your next project. [...]

At least, I never said to myself “This is too dark, what’s going on?” Nope, it was always quite clearly a penis going into a vagina. We start off in a desert, where a semi-naked man wakes up. Uh, movie, I think we came in a little late, we missed at least ten minutes of [...]

Dear CBS, I wasn’t going to watch your new series, Elementary, about Sherlock Holmes in New York. After all, there’s already a Sherlock Holmes series on the BBC. And two big-budget Sherlock Holmes movies with Robert Downey Jr. which are also enjoyable. But three Sherlock Holmes adaptations? That’s just bonkers. But now I’ve heard you’ve [...]