I was never crazy about Great Gatsby. A fact that is probably currently horrifying my old roommate who really loved it (by the way I have your copy of it for some reason).  Most of my memories of the book involve watching my super religious and socially conservative high school English teacher freak out when a [...]

One of my favorite things about Titanic being re-released (aside from the fact that Titanic is being released) is that it has given Kate Winslet free-reign to go on a Charlize Theron-esque tear of awesomeness. Last week she was talking about My Heart Will Go On makes her want to hurl, this week she is [...]

Meryl Streep is rocking the ass of off Vogue, making me absolutely sure that I have until  I am 62 to get my shit together, and pose coyly on some rocks to promote the premiere of my newest biopic. [Source - NYDN, AP Wire] This rumor has been kicking around for some time, but I [...]

I think Kim Kardashian might be the smartest woman on the planet. She flew to Minnesota to meet with her potential ex-husband and their pastor to discuss the state of their union. Because this is all totally all for her show and the two of them never really split up. If I were Sherlock Holmes, [...]

Leo DiCaprio ( I can call him Leo because we’ve made the beast with two-backs, and by made the beast with two-backs I mean, I  have seen What’s Eating Gilbert Grape many, many times.) is on the prowl down under! And I’m not just talking vaginally – the dude is hitting up ladies left and [...]

Mere nano seconds after splitting with Hottie With An Israeli Body (Does she know Krav Maga? Answer: PROBABLY) Bar Rafaeli, that guy who was king of the world and also retarded kin to Johnny Depp is now dating that girl who is a Little Mermaid wannabe and the CW’s gaping-maw would-be queen. Ma’am, I care not [...]