Beyonce might be pregnant. Or maybe she had a steak. Maybe sweet potato fries, or maybe she drank a fizzy drink. The truth is no one knows. Don’t worry, I’m just sitting here refreshing all of the internet until the truth is known. Also I was her surrogate. Lies? [Digital Spy] Lindsay Lohan was [...]

It is a well-known fact on this blog that Blake Lively once stole a Panettone that was meant for me. She went home and doubtlessly feasted on this free gift of sweet Italian fruit bread, while I wept and ate stale Triscuits and wailed about never getting to Moscow. There is no god. Well Lively [...]

I kind of feel like if someone has been successfully stalking you for over a decade, the time has come to just be like “Okay, so I will buy you a house and we can hang out sometimes but you have to agree not to kill me and eat my hair.” Jeff Goldblum does not [...]

  Oh man. I will watch this Magic Mike movie so hard. Not only do we get to see Channing Tatum as a man-stripper, but Matthew McConaughey maaaaay be wearing assless chaps which…he designed himself. There is a God, and the things he has made are great. Additionally Matthew McConaughey claims his character is like [...]

  Man, my love of Sinead O’Connor continues unabated. She cancelled her upcoming tour (for the greatest titled album maybe ever – ‘How About I Be Me And You Be You’) because she realized with the help of a doctor that it wasn’t in the best interest of her mental health to hit the road. [...]

  It feels like maybe Jessica Simpson has been pregnant for a million years. It feels like she has been pregnant for so long, that is has made me pregnant, which is now whenever I see photos of her, being pregnant and in very, very high heels I start whimpering in pain. She has been [...]

In the latest issue of (The Truth Is) Out (There) Magazine, Gillian Anderson chatted about having dated an array of ladies throughout her time on this planet. I am not sure why this is news? Unless they somehow worked in a B-Line to the new adaptation of Great Expectations she is in wherein she has [...]

  Brian Littrell, formerly of the Backstreet boys, recently filed a report with the police saying that while he and his wife were staying at a hotel they had over 120K worth of jewelry stolen and while this is a terrible thing, I kinda hope that the reporting officer was all, “Okay, this is easily [...]

When I was born, my parents totally tried to trademark my name because one day they knew that Becca would be as synonymous with Cher. Ha ha, naw. But imagining my dad loudly and angrily insisting that I am my generation’s Cher has brought me great amusement. Lucky for Blue Ivy Carter,  her folks Jay-Z [...]

  In news to shock and awe, Lindsay Lohan owes the government more money than I make in two years. The IRS is all “Lohan. Pay us!” and she’s all, ‘I can’t, I won’t, now be distracted by this photo of a child starving to death in Africa!”  But seriously have seen you the before [...]