It may have been a mistake to see Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter with my sister. She has three great loves: US history (she’s in fact a professor of it), Michael Dudikoff films, and vampires. This movie’s logline was one America ninja short of being my sister’s mothership. But the film itself was just…guys it was [...]

When last we saw Xena and Gabrielle there’d been the whole Hope debacle, and marking a turning point for the show when it comes to continuity, this begins kind of where that left off. Xena wakes up to find her boo bear sitting out in the darkness contemplating life. Valid after having a demon baby [...]

Things start off light-hearted enough. Ares is doing some “sword” exercises when Discord shows up rocking a bad wig, a worst costume and a desire to talk about cults in England. It must be a big deal because all powerful gods are concerned and Ares has Julius Caesar handling the destruction of the cult’s temple. [...]

Here I am reviewing The Debt and I keep thinking of Eastern Promises. Particularly the one scene when Viggo Mortensen has a knife fight entirely nude. It’s a remarkable scene, one, because we get to see Little Viggo and two, because it’s a rare moment where an actor is that vulnerable on-screen. How many times [...]