1.) I am 90% sure that little girl is wearing brown contacts and a weave, which on E! would make her a default Kardashian. 2.) Jeffrey Dean Morgan can coach my basketball team any day. 3.) I wish they had called this movie “Ominous Jewish Whispers”. 4.) If I could wake up with Kyra Sedgewick’s [...]

I have been in debt my entire adult life. I turned eighteen, and in their bid to usher me into womanhood, Capital One greeted me with a card which I promptly maxed out, buying things like novelty tee-shirts, expensive sheets, and several cakes. I couldn’t pay for any of it, hadn’t even thought at the [...]

The Skinny Little Bitch Project is a biweekly feature dedicated to examining the role of weight in celebrity culture and the impact of size in one woman’s daily life. The entries may be triggering should you suffer from an ED or body image issues. For more info on the project, or to read it from [...]

It feels like only yesterday that we began this strange, funny journey down Batman lane. I had been lazy and forgetful and gone mildly insane on allergy pills (THAT SHIT IS NO JOKE, Y’ALL!) and as such, had gotten a late start. This meant that what was supposed to have been a reasonably paced jaunt [...]

It is only the things we love that break our hearts. I remember exactly where I was when I heard Heath Ledger had died. I remember exactly what I was wearing when I saw the Dark Knight for the first time. I remember the first thought I had as the credits rolled and the impossibility [...]

The first thing I felt when I hit play on Batman Begins was a tremendous sense of relief. Yes, this was largely in part, because I had just suffered through two back-to-back late night viewings of films that, upon further consideration, really ought to be labeled as some of the worst ever made – Joel [...]

Once, as a little kid, I ran a particularly high fever, and as a result was forced to stay at home in bed while my dad took my sister and my brothers out for ice cream. I bawled my eyes out, because as we all know, not being able to eat ice cream is a [...]

I begin this installment with the most hushed and most reverential tones, for today is a sacred day at the ol’ Fempop: Today, is Rex Manning Day we discuss 1992′s Batman Returns. This sequel-in-name-only saw the return of both Burton and Keaton, the masterful makeup work of Stan Winston, the revelation of Michelle Pfeiffer’s Catwoman, [...]

We’re in the second leg of The Batman Project – as far as you’re concerned. As far as I’m concerned, I’ve watched three more films, and am nearly caught up in addition to deciding that watching two Batman serials in rapid succession is maybe the best bad decision a person can ever make. I’m also [...]

  Michelle Pfeiffer is ridiculously good looking. Like so much so that it is essentially something that should be illegal. Every time I see photos of her I find myself bellowing “Get out of here with that!” A sentiment I am typically directing at her skin. Michelle Pfeiffer – what do you do to your [...]