As if we needed a reminder, Anjelica Huston continues to be hot, talented, witty, and amazing. She also advocates not “Wasting time pondering things, just go out and do them.” Which is part of why when I get paid on the 15th I’m booking a flight to Austin so I can go check out [...]

  I’m sorry to report that Beyonce is not pregnant. OR IS SHE? Nah but she’s not. That’s what Jay-Z says. So she’s totally not pregnant, if you believe Jay-Z, Sultan of lies. [Us] Fun fact, I kind of adore Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott. I know!* I think they are clever and sweet and [...]

Contrary to the feelings of others who write for this site, I actually and factually can think of nothing I would rather do less than go spend an evening listening to Anne Hathaway sing to a small group of people, from a selection of Broadway hits. I would probably jump up and start being all [...]

Whatever you guys, I may not be quote unquote hip, groovy, or down with what the kids are into these days, which is admittedly contributing to my elder-person grumpiness, but I think it’s a great pile of loose stool that Karmin was called out as readers’ top female band by Rolling Stone. Here is why [...]

  Beyonce might be pregnant. Or maybe she had a steak. Maybe sweet potato fries, or maybe she drank a fizzy drink. The truth is no one knows. Don’t worry, I’m just sitting here refreshing all of the internet until the truth is known. Also I was her surrogate. Lies? [Digital Spy] Lindsay Lohan was [...]

  And then there was the time Claire Danes won an Emmy and went “Mandy Patinktin, holla” and in one shining moment completely erased the memory of her trilling “It’s my squeezing machine!” from our collective minds forever. Oh Jo, I wish I could be brave like you. [Gawker] Dina Lohan went on Dr. Phil [...]

Today is Friday, September 21st in the two thousand and twelfth year of our over-lord Kim Kardashian. It is also known as the day LMFAO* broke up. But because my mom is a children’s librarian, I will call it A Day No Gerbils Would Dance, as a YA homage to Mr. Robert Peck. If you [...]

The Skinny Little Bitch Project is a biweekly feature dedicated to examining the role of weight in celebrity culture and the impact of size in one woman’s daily life. The entries may be triggering should you suffer from an ED or body image issues. For more info on the project, or to read it from [...]

  The Delorian squealed to a stop in a cloud of steam, a trail of fire in its weak. The doors glided open, and Michael Lohan emerged, staring at wife Dina, who, because of time travel, was only eight years old. “We’ve got to back to the Future, Dina! It’s Lindsay!” and then they banged, [...]

  I was just power-walking through Central Park, minding my own business and bickering with my boyfriend Todd*  about maximum heart rates versus a fat-burning heart rate, when, in a fit of pique, I abruptly turned into a rhododendron bush and stumbled upon…Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis totally making out. I screamed, and screamed, and [...]