I’m not sure what is happening, but my boobs are damn near up to my chin today. You’re welcome, sighted universe. [My Life] Sigh. Jessica Simpson’s dad possibly has a 20 year old boyfriend. Which is fine, good for him, I wish I had a 20 year old boyfriend, except Joe Simpson was the guy [...]

Stevie Nicks, the witch all yon bitches wanna be like (no but seriously Stevie Nicks where do you buy your scarves?) was chatting about the Minaj Carey feud of 2012 (they are the Hatfields and McCoys of our time, with Kevin Costner starring as both Nicki Minaj AND Mariah Carey. In this scenario, the role [...]

  Nina Dobrev has hairstyles! Oh my gosh, you guys I just got so excited because of how next week? TOTALLY the premiere of the Vampire Diaries on the CW! I am going to drink a gallon of wine and live blog the HELL out of the nonsense. Do you want to come over? [Us] [...]

  I’m sorry to report that Beyonce is not pregnant. OR IS SHE? Nah but she’s not. That’s what Jay-Z says. So she’s totally not pregnant, if you believe Jay-Z, Sultan of lies. [Us] Fun fact, I kind of adore Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott. I know!* I think they are clever and sweet and [...]

Contrary to the feelings of others who write for this site, I actually and factually can think of nothing I would rather do less than go spend an evening listening to Anne Hathaway sing to a small group of people, from a selection of Broadway hits. I would probably jump up and start being all [...]

  Beyonce might be pregnant. Or maybe she had a steak. Maybe sweet potato fries, or maybe she drank a fizzy drink. The truth is no one knows. Don’t worry, I’m just sitting here refreshing all of the internet until the truth is known. Also I was her surrogate. Lies? [Digital Spy] Lindsay Lohan was [...]

  And then there was the time Claire Danes won an Emmy and went “Mandy Patinktin, holla” and in one shining moment completely erased the memory of her trilling “It’s my squeezing machine!” from our collective minds forever. Oh Jo, I wish I could be brave like you. [Gawker] Dina Lohan went on Dr. Phil [...]

It is only the things we love that break our hearts. I remember exactly where I was when I heard Heath Ledger had died. I remember exactly what I was wearing when I saw the Dark Knight for the first time. I remember the first thought I had as the credits rolled and the impossibility [...]

  In Touch Magazine is reporting that Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra are expecting their second kid, Catelyn is all ‘Uh no, I’m not, I’m 20 and want to finish school.’ Once again making us considering the irony of the fact that the only couple of the show probably capable of successfully raising a child [...]

  Every once in a while there is a photo taken of Nicolas Cage, and his hair doesn’t look sentient, and the glimmer of crazy that characterizes him seems to vanish, and all you see is the ghost of a sad, tired man, maybe who looks a little like you dad, and that my friends, [...]