Stevie Nicks, the witch all yon bitches wanna be like (no but seriously Stevie Nicks where do you buy your scarves?) was chatting about the Minaj Carey feud of 2012 (they are the Hatfields and McCoys of our time, with Kevin Costner starring as both Nicki Minaj AND Mariah Carey. In this scenario, the role [...]

What has happened with pop videos in the last week? Lots of feathers and silk, boobs and butts, female bravado, and ludicrous dance sequences. Yes, I’m talking about Jennifer Lopez’ Goin’ In and Nicki Minaj’s Pound the Alarm. And Oh My God: Yeah, okay, it’s nothing new.  But what these two songs have in common [...]

  Why is anything that happens on Twitter news? Why? WHY, YOU ALPHANUMERICAL RESTRICTING GOD IN YOUR CANNED SOUP  HEAVEN? EXPLAIN IT. But I can’t change the gossip-sphere guys, I can only try to pee at it from atop a mall parking garage, and even then, I mainly just expose and soil myself because I [...]

Katy Perry’s videos get hundreds of millions of views on YouTube.  Maybe it’s because they always deliver with solid production values and easy-to-follow storylines. Or maybe it’s because of teenage boys. But the brand-new Part of Me video, which came as a follow-up to the lyrics-only vid of the same song, is a welcome departure [...]

If you’re like me, the only part of the Super Bowl you’re really interested in is the half-time show.  And this year, I was pleasantly surprised.  Not just because Madonna was carried onto the field by a throng of scantily-clad men, and she herself portrayed as some golden idol goddess. No.  I enjoyed this half-time [...]

Since I wrote my first article anticipating Lana Del Rey’s arrival, I’m struggling to find something to say that, well… hasn’t already been said.  Like here.  And here.  And here. Her album dropped on Tuesday, and despite the reviews that praise her and scathe her, she’s rising to the top of the charts. Somebody got [...]

I cannot wait for Gaga’s new video:  You and I.  Why? Because it may possibly feature Jo Calderone. Take a good, hard look at the photo for the new single’s cover.  Notice anything strange?  Asking yourself, “Why does Gaga have this creepy-looking dude on the cover of her new single?” Because IT IS GAGA, B*TCHES.

Nicki Minaj was on Good Morning America which, LOL, ammiright? Anywhere, unable to be contained, her left boob burst forth frightening the children of German Tourists and also squirrels. People were outraged because of how breasts are obscene, and now ABC has apologized for the nippage that graced the airwaves on the East Coast. I [...]

My fascination with new Hip Hop has led me to believe one thing:  bitches can rule the world.  But, in order to do that, they gotta be… “King.” Now, I thought the word King meant: “A male sovereign; ruler of a kingdom.”  HOWEVER, upon reading the faithful Urban Dictionary, this is the FOURTH definition of [...]