Dude, Martha Stewart’s life has straight up not been easy. Remember when her dog was tragically killed in a fire? No? WELL THAT HAPPENED. But because she is Martha and not one of silly mortals, everything is comin’ up Stewart and her new dog Ghengis Khan II (Yes. Seriously.) won a ribbon for best in [...]

Ugh. Tom Cruise has said that he’s going to be in a Top Gun sequel. I will give you all exactly five minutes to belt out Highway To The Danger Zone and then an additional five to call each other Iceman but then we are moving on and never speaking of this again. Okay? Okay. [...]

It’s like world are her mom and dad, and she’d hankering for the mother of all groundings….though you’d think the morgue might whet her whistle? Lindsay Lohan is reportedly posing for Playboy to the tune of One Million Dollars. Meanwhile I decide whether or not to order Korean food or pay my cable bill – [...]

I love two things. Gossip and Prime Numbers. ( Also cheese, but that is not pertinent at this juncture.) To that end, I have decided to gather up the day’s prime entertainment and cultural gossip and present the top 3 items – GET IT? BECAUSE THREE IS A PRIME NUMBER! AMERICA! FIRE WORKS! CHEESE! 1.) [...]

In case you weren’t aware, Hugh Hefner was going to get married in a couple of days to this lady named Crystal Harris. I was very, very jealous because Hugh hits basically all of my rigid standards where men are concerned: 1. Wears some sort of naval cap at all times. 2. Likes blondes. 3. [...]

So early this morning I told you about how NBC picked up four new shows and they all starred women and vaginas everywhere rejoiced. But what’s interesting is the two high-profile pilots that NBC ordered a while back. They’re pilots that have made national news and everyone just kind of assumed NBC would go ahead [...]