At least, I never said to myself “This is too dark, what’s going on?” Nope, it was always quite clearly a penis going into a vagina. We start off in a desert, where a semi-naked man wakes up. Uh, movie, I think we came in a little late, we missed at least ten minutes of [...]

After directing Superman XXX: A Porn Parody, porn director/comic fanboy Axel Braun (a man who must have the most interesting business cards ever) set his sights on Spider-Man, to create something that’s somewhere between fan film and sex tape. It turns out Grant Morrison was wrong; when geeks get power, you don’t get Hitler, you [...]

My relationship with Tron is kind of a weird one. I’m not really nostalgic for it, since I didn’t see the original film until I was an adult, and I wasn’t a big fan of Tron: Legacy. I did think both movies had some intriguing concepts, and wrote some fanfic to explore those concepts, but [...]