To celebrate the return of everyone’s favorite mildly autistic forensic anthropologist, I invited Editor-In-Chief Alex Cranz to join me in a stream-of-consciousness-style-recap-as-we-go Adventure. What follows is that exchange. I want to say we won’t do this every week, but I can’t promise that – because as you will see, I am incredibly hard to ignore [...]

    So it turns out our plucky band of heroes is still in high school after all! Ha ha. I had no idea. Basically I thought they were all in their mid-thirties at this point? Because let’s be real – no one has been to school in roughly eleven years. I kept watching this [...]

    You know what was awesome? THIS EPISODE! This week’s episode of The Vampire Diaries: Sexy Times Edition contained all of my favorite things: Elena with her mouth open being upset, Damon with his hair kind of too long and talking sexy about his naked brother, Stefan (looking puffy of face due to sadness) [...]

Last night on Most Eligible Dallas AKA The Dream My Heart Made, Seriously You Guys – things got complicated, dreamy, sad, and at the end of the day no one is left sure of anything – except that Matt is walking diseased clitoris, and if you need comfort just hang out with Glenn for like, [...]

I’m not a huge reality T.V. buff – the challenge-based shows make me anxious, and I don’t understand the point of all the Lady Reality Shows where the Ladies Fight Even Though They Are Friends –  that’s not what friends are like, television! But Dallas Most Eligible has totally won my heart. Take my penchant for [...]

Oh no it’s the obligatory “couples in the photo booth” series of shots. These never end well. I know. I watch tv. This is like the foreshadowing where people get prophecies that say they’ll die. It’s big doin’s. No one agrees with me and instead Amy and Chloe talk about boys and then Alek and [...]

If you aren’t watching the second half of season 6 of Futurama airing on comedy central, you are missing what I have come to believe is either a scientific experiment in driving me totally batshit banana-snarf insane, or, a reality-show wherein several film school students audition to be writers for Futurama. Either way it’s doing [...]

The similarity between the seventh season premiere of Weeds and the fourth season premiere of True Blood aren’t so plentiful as to be thoroughly alarming, but they’re so similar that you’re bound to raise an eyebrow. Time jump? Check. Weeds skips ahead three years. If your show is stagnating and you need to get the [...]

Two episodes of Futurama’s 6th Season (1st on Comedy Central) aired last night and I’m just now getting to watching them because I am important and there are cheeses that must be eaten at the appointed hour. I just watched the first episode and to be honest…I’m having some feelings. Let the record show Futurama [...]

Summer is the worst because all of the good tv is over with for a while. Except for maybe In Plain Sight and a few other, rare, good summer shows. It’s really bad if you like fun teen shows like The Vampire Diaries. Because nothing can compare to TVD. But damn it, Chloe King and [...]