Things I witnessed in Rock of Ages: Tom Cruise pubes. Dude singing into a woman’s bum hole and later her vagina (she was wearing undies) Lady sticking an impossibly long tongue into a dude’s ear. More Tom Cruise pubes. Two men kissing (which prompted some homophobes to loudly gag and run out of the theater [...]

Tom Cruise claims that his daughter, Suri (Child Of Legend), was scared of him when she saw him wearing makeup and nail polish for his role in Rock of Ages. Here is where I could make a very easy joke about how this is probably not true, as he is makeup and polish at home [...]

Julianne Hough was one of the best things about Craig Brewer’s Footloose remake. Most people already knew she was a fantastic dancer, but Footloose proved she was also a pretty damned good actress. Now she’s attempting the triple threat by sing in Rock of Ages. Up until now all anyone has really known about the [...]