How angry do you think Steve McQueen’s grandson was when he read the script for this week. Do you think he put down the script and was all “Wait, wait, wait, hold the goddamn phone – we’re having a motocycle episode and I’m not even in the SCENE? I AM STEVE MCQUEEN GRANDSON. I [...]

It’s Friday! Which means yesterday was Thursday! Which means that Vampire Diaries was on! Which means now I am recapping it! I am excited and nervous and gassy and scared and happy all at once! It is like I myself am a newly made vampire in transition! Or this guy!     I don’t think [...]

The Skinny Little Bitch Project is a biweekly feature dedicated to examining the role of weight in celebrity culture and the impact of size in one woman’s daily life. The entries may be triggering should you suffer from an ED or body image issues. For more info on the project, or to read it from [...]

  The Skinny Little Bitch Project is a biweekly feature dedicated to examining the role of weight in celebrity culture and the impact of size in one woman’s daily life. The entries may be triggering should you suffer from an ED or body image issues. For more info on the project, or to read it [...]

The Skinny Little Bitch Project is a biweekly feature dedicated to examining the role of weight in celebrity culture and the impact of size in one woman’s daily life. The entries may be triggering should you suffer from an ED or body image issues. For more info on the project, or to read it from [...]

Disclaimer: This series is not meant to glamorize weight loss – that job’s already been done. This is an experiment, and is not meant to be tried at home. This post may be triggering to ED or body issue readers and should be read with caution. The decision was made – I would be reverse [...]

When I was 9 my doctor showed me a drawing that looked like a wave. She was pretty, with shiny cropped hair, and a tan like  my mothers’ – skin freckled and toasted smelling. “Here,” she pointed to the wave’s lowest point, “- is the lightest, ” then she moved her finger to the wave’s [...]

For those of you who missed it – which is probably close to everyone since I didn’t announce I was doing it – I live-tweeted the TVD Finale last night. Our benevolent leader Alex joined in as well. You can catch up on our best witty one-liners, and our real-time reactions to the ending of [...]

  For such an immoral mother fucker, Klaus sure got put out of commission this past week, didn’t he? I have to admit, I was disappointed to see him go, and can only hope that when the time comes next season that we flash to his dessicated coma dreams of Caroline, nude upon a horse. [...]

In the small, sleepy town and erst-while nexus of the universe, Mystic Falls Virginia where every foreign locale is naught but a three-hour car journey away, it was early autumn. It is always autumn in Mystic Falls, this is a truth universally known and accepted, just as every Friday night there will be a decade [...]