My Grandmother smoked until her second quadruple bypass was followed in rapid succession by a series of small strokes. To be fair, I don’t know if she so much as choose to give up smoking as she forgot that she ever had been a smoker. (Stroke jokes by Stokes!) The woman had smoked most of [...]

I cannot wait for Gaga’s new video:  You and I.  Why? Because it may possibly feature Jo Calderone. Take a good, hard look at the photo for the new single’s cover.  Notice anything strange?  Asking yourself, “Why does Gaga have this creepy-looking dude on the cover of her new single?” Because IT IS GAGA, B*TCHES.