Let us take a look at the actors in Fantastic Six, the newest film in the The Fast and the Furious franchise. There’s Jordana Brewster. She is pretty great. And then there is alllll of this, including the just cast Gina Carano and Luke Evans. Look at that cast. Just look at them. Now remember how director [...]

    I don’t have a penis. I’ve never had a penis. I don’t ever plan to get a penis. The only thought I’ve ever given to penises is that if I did have one I would totally walk around nude shaking my hips back and forth and listening to it slap against my thighs. [...]