Last night, I lurked in my roommate’s doorway. “At 9pm I’m watching the Following.” It was a threat and a promise. Because she is well-trained my roommate said, “Cool, I won’t talk.” In my apartment, if I feel obligated to let you know that I’ll be watching a TV show it means that I shall [...]

Last week’s episode of American Horror Story Asylum was pretty messed up. It was so deeply troubling that I had to retire to my chamber for several days and weep instead of actually recapping it. That is a lie. In the most recent episode, creatively entitled Anne Frank Part 2, the patient named Anne Frank [...]

For all my sniping, Rebecca-the-Original (Never under any circumstances to be confused with my DJ name, The Original Rebecca) is arguably the most tragic character on a show rife with characters that make it their daily business to convince you that no, they are the most tragic, and the most hurt-feelinged, etc. Let’s examine the [...]

  How angry do you think Steve McQueen’s grandson was when he read the script for this week. Do you think he put down the script and was all “Wait, wait, wait, hold the goddamn phone – we’re having a motocycle episode and I’m not even in the SCENE? I AM STEVE MCQUEEN GRANDSON. I [...]

  Nina Dobrev has hairstyles! Oh my gosh, you guys I just got so excited because of how next week? TOTALLY the premiere of the Vampire Diaries on the CW! I am going to drink a gallon of wine and live blog the HELL out of the nonsense. Do you want to come over? [Us] [...]

I both did, and did not, want to watch the pilot of CBS’s Elementary, which premiered last night at 10pm, but which has also been floating around the internet for a bit longer than that. The reasons for not wanting to watch it should be pretty obvious – the biggest being Stephen Moffat’s Sherlock starring [...]

  And then there was the time Claire Danes won an Emmy and went “Mandy Patinktin, holla” and in one shining moment completely erased the memory of her trilling “It’s my squeezing machine!” from our collective minds forever. Oh Jo, I wish I could be brave like you. [Gawker] Dina Lohan went on Dr. Phil [...]

  Before we go any further there are a couple of things I should say in the interest of full disclosure. One, I absolutely adore British Television. There are, of course, obvious exceptions to this rule, but for the most part, I feel like they embrace the artistic potential of the medium years before the [...]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM A FOOL! I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT THE HATFIELDS AND MCCOYS ALREADY STARTED (IS OVER POSSIBLY?) AND IT IS APPARENTLY BUSTING ALL SORTS OF RECORDS FOR NUMBERS AND ALSO AWESOME! NONE OF THIS IS SURPRISING! I LOVE YOU PAXTON! COSTNER YOU ARE OKAY AND KIND OF ATTRACTIVE IN A TOTALLY BEST-FRIEND’S-DAD KIND OF [...]

  I don’t watch Glee! (exclamatory note entirely theirs). It is not my bag. Because my bag is not full of crap. I tried. I called myself a Gleek. But ultimately my very soul recoiled. That said, I know some of you guys like that show. Did you now Cory Monteith is THIRTY YEARS OLD? [...]