Once, a long, long time ago, I witness our Editor In Chief Alex somehow talk Danica McKellar of the Wonder Years into letting Alex take the limo meant for the starlet, while Winnie drove herself home in Alex’s car. Those happy days are gone, and now Danica is getting divorced. I think her soon-to-be [...]

  Bad news for people who like wicked hairstyles, real-life crime television, and a soupcon of hate-speak – Dog the Bounty Hunter is going off the air! Remember that episode of South Park where they spoof that show? And Cartman sings the theme? That is a pretty good one. “I HATE HAWAII!” Yells a friend [...]

The last episode of Desperate Housewives happened. Remember when that show was a huge thing? And everyone was all, TERI HATCHER I LOVE YOU! And then Alex re-watched all of Lois and Clark in celebration? Yeah. That happened. [E!] Ha ha ha ha, oh my god. So the Mystic Grill?  Located in imaginary Mystic Falls, [...]

I’ll be real, no one will be shocked that there are more deaths to come on Revenge. That show is stabby. But people will be aghast to learn that SOMEONE ON COMMUNITY IS GETTING AXED! Please not the Dean, please not the Dean, please not the Dean. I mean, it’s clearly Chevy right? It’s got [...]