This season’s homage to the Stanley Kramer classic “It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World” as enacted by the teens (immortal or otherwise) residing in  Mystic Falls, nexus of the universe, is underway. This race to find the cure (and woefully not the Cure, but rather, an antidote to the effects of vampirism) started out [...]

Hi! My name is Rebecca and you might remember me from this very website, where I have been quietly expounding upon my lust and fanfic-esque fantasies involving the brothers Salvatore. How are you? It’s been a while! Me? Oh I’m okay. I’m on the first day of my period which is not awesome, but I [...]

Recently, on a foray out to the movies, I was treated to an extended trailer for this season of TVD. I sighed towards the end and quietly said, “That is my favorite show,” to my movie companion who laughed. Then, he looked at my face, as silent and somber as the grave and went, “Oh [...]

This is a recap. I’m going to say exactly what happened in the episode. So don’t be a tool bucket, read it, and then comment about how I ruin everything, okay? Because frankly, you have only yourself to blame.   The Vampire Diaries are back for season four, everyone, and I, like you all I’m [...]

For those of you who missed it – which is probably close to everyone since I didn’t announce I was doing it – I live-tweeted the TVD Finale last night. Our benevolent leader Alex joined in as well. You can catch up on our best witty one-liners, and our real-time reactions to the ending of [...]

  For such an immoral mother fucker, Klaus sure got put out of commission this past week, didn’t he? I have to admit, I was disappointed to see him go, and can only hope that when the time comes next season that we flash to his dessicated coma dreams of Caroline, nude upon a horse. [...]

Can it be a new trend that when a celebrity is pregnant we are all like “Oh my god, so and so has been pregnant for more days than is normal! She is pregnant as long as elephants! Let us continue to discuss gestational periods, right guys?” I nominate Alyson Hannigan. Because I feel like [...]

In the small, sleepy town and erst-while nexus of the universe, Mystic Falls Virginia where every foreign locale is naught but a three-hour car journey away, it was early autumn. It is always autumn in Mystic Falls, this is a truth universally known and accepted, just as every Friday night there will be a decade [...]

  Okay guys. There was a lot of fucking plot that happened on the Vampire Diaries last night. A lot. So much. There were revelations, and twists, and cast members returning, and some suspiciously absent, and then there were guest stars who came back as ghosts who you might have to go Wiki to remember [...]

  The Vampire Diaries does blue-ball romance like no other show since before the gang on Bones boned and we were cheated out of viewing the boning and left to care for a child – isn’t that always the way? Season One of TVD was so dedicated to Stefan and Elena and their banging and [...]