The wit of this film, the caliber of the actors, the extraordinary visuals, and yeah, definitely the gender politicking put some meat on the bones of this paranormal romance.

Man, was there ever a bigger let down then this episode of Once Upon A Time? You have Annabeth Gish playing a werewolf and you have the expansion of the Belle/Red friendship and Charming has something to do besides brow beat the resident villains (though he still finds time for that). This should be awesome! [...]

Was I the only one missing a new Twilight ripoff starring Emma Thompson, the underrated Emmy Rossum, Jeremy Irons and Viola Davis? Because this movie totally exists and it looks like everyone is going full on pulp version of Southern Gothic. Beautiful Creatures, not to be confused with the murderous lesbian coming of age story [...]

Whatever you guys, I may not be quote unquote hip, groovy, or down with what the kids are into these days, which is admittedly contributing to my elder-person grumpiness, but I think it’s a great pile of loose stool that Karmin was called out as readers’ top female band by Rolling Stone. Here is why [...]

In the latest issue of (The Truth Is) Out (There) Magazine, Gillian Anderson chatted about having dated an array of ladies throughout her time on this planet. I am not sure why this is news? Unless they somehow worked in a B-Line to the new adaptation of Great Expectations she is in wherein she has [...]

Man, I love when I get online during a major geek gathering like San Diego Comic Con. Male geeks, historically the most vocal kind of geeks, freak out because there are so many women around talking about Twilight. At other times of year you find them lurking on forums in the far corners of the [...]

Deadline has waded through a recent survey performed by Fandango to give us the 5 most anticipated films of 2012, and they’ve been kind enough to break it down by gender. THE MOST ANTICIPATED BLOCKBUSTER IN 2012 According to Men 1. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (Warner Bros) 2. The Avengers (Marvel/Disney) 3. The Dark [...]

If my parents hadn’t conceived me out of wedlock, it’d officially be my birthday today, so I’m going to celebrate as any self-respecting internet commentator would: by mocking Twilight. Of course, pretty much every conceivable angle has been covered on the series’s sexism, Mormonism, and whatever the hell a werewolf falling in love with a [...]

Tori Spelling’s husband (Who reminds me of this guy I know, but I would never tell him that for fear of the punching – it’s a compliment, seriously. He seems cool.) accidentally tweeted a picture of her boobs. Straight up boobs, dawg. He took the picture down, but the internet does not work that way [...]

Okay so picture this. It was 2008 and Breaking Dawn came out and I was clutching pearls because the children, people. Think of them. They’d read these books and think that the ideal man was all tall and made of marble and disrespectful of boundaries and a stalker. I’m pretty sure I wrote some incendiary [...]