Never have three actresses so thoroughly shat upon fan expectations. Fans have taken to Twitter–overwhelming the #worstmovieever tag with their disgust.

  Ugh, whatever Madonna. I’m giving her exactly what she wants by even covering this – she put a swastika up on a screen…on the forehead of a French politico who has been accused on antisemitism. So she s trying to combat hate by reminding us all of hate. Which is dumb. But she is [...]

  God help me but I kind of love Giuliana and Bill Rancic, and frankly, what with her cancer and repeated attempts to get pregnant including publicly going through a miscarriage, I’m psyched a fuck that they are having a baby with the help of a surrogate. Maybe it’s because I haven’t eaten breakfast yet [...]

  Why is anything that happens on Twitter news? Why? WHY, YOU ALPHANUMERICAL RESTRICTING GOD IN YOUR CANNED SOUP  HEAVEN? EXPLAIN IT. But I can’t change the gossip-sphere guys, I can only try to pee at it from atop a mall parking garage, and even then, I mainly just expose and soil myself because I [...]

Frances Cobain publicly stated that her mom should be banned from Twitter, thus articulating a belief quietly shared by every human being on the planet. As if the fact that Courtney was involved in the first ever lawsuit about libel vis a vis Twitter weren’t evidence enough, she kind of grossed the world out by [...]

  In her continuing bid to make us all the saddest maybe that is possible when she dies – which, let’s be real guys, is any day now – Betty White had taken to the internet – to the Twitters, to be more particular about it. She has many followers and also tweeted at Ryan [...]

  While I am actually rather fond of the American version of The Office, and I think Dwight is hilarious as part of an ensemble, I have never enjoy Rainn Wilson’s Twitter account. he tweets as though he is a comedian, and frankly, most comedians on Twitter drive me bananas as well. It’s like – [...]

  Good God. We’ve been doing a fair bit of coverage concerning Girl With A Dragon Tattoo, but so far this is the only piece of news that has made my cup my mammoth titties and yelp. Rooney Mara totally pierced her nip for role. To be AS IN CHARACTER as possible. Look, acting, I [...]

  1.) Demi Moore is passive agressive. Man. I don’t know if these Ashton-and-Demi-Divorce rumors are true, but having you been READING her tweets? The night before their anniversameray, while Ashton was allegedly partying with a hat on, Demi whipped out some Epictetus (SCHOLAR MOORE!) being all ” When we are offended at any man’s [...]

Prime Gossip : FemPop chronicles 3 top gossip items in an effort to immortalize the decline of civilization as we know it. YOU ARE WELCOME SOCIETY!   1.) Reese Witherspoon got hit by a car, dude! Yes. It’s true. I got behind the wheel, lack of license be damned, and took her out, all the [...]