Alcatraz: The One Where The Bad Guy’s Testicles ARE BURNED OFF BY MALICIOUS ATHLETES!
When last we saw Hauser, he was all “FIX MY LADY! SHE BROKEDED!” about Doctor Gee. The episode starts with the revelation that whatever magical sorcery is making the 63 spring forward in time untouched by the ravages of age hasn’t made them able to magic any ol’ bitch out of a coma. Instead, [...]
Feb 14, 2012
Alcatraz: Dr. Bannerjee/Gupta and Hauser’s Tender Beginnings, Also Some Landmines!
Last night, on Alcatraz, two kind of landmines were discussed – the kind that are [...]
Feb 7, 2012
Alcatraz: Guard Guy Hastings Returns, asks Rebecca ‘Who’s Your…Uncle?’
The most frustrating thing about watching Alcatraz is the sense that you are seven steps [...]
Jan 31, 2012
Alcatraz: Cal Sweeney, Laser Cut Keys, and Geri Jewell
Last week, I dove into Alcatraz head first and spent three consecutive hours with the [...]
- Pilot
- Ernest Cobb
- Kit Nelson
- Cal Sweeney
- Guy Hastings
- Paxton Petty
- Johnny McKee
- Clarence Montgomery
- The Ames Brother

















