Smash

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Season One

May 16, 2012

Smash Isn’t Going Anywhere

Monday night’s season finale of Smash was so lackluster that after I watched it, I went on a 48-hour long bender, fucking furries, doing intravenous drugs, and demanding strangers stab me with hypodermic needles full of adrenaline just “so I can remember what it is to feel something!” Ha ha, no, no, actually what [...]

May 8, 2012
Smash: When ‘Tech’ Trauma Ends, ‘Preview’ Pain Begins…
I watched Game of Thrones last night before I watched Smash and I gotta say, [...]
May 1, 2012
Smash: The One Where Derek’s Fetish Is Revealed
Last night’s latest installment of the Paul Lynde Comedy Hour, starring Ellis the spring-haired [...]
Apr 24, 2012
Smash: The One With The Bollywood Number
By the time Smash-o’clock arrived last night, and the greatest dramatic program since M.A.S.H. began [...]